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Anti-Second Amendment Sideshow Freak Exhibit

May 24, 2007

Poltrooni Cowardus Pusillanimis

Gutless worm 

This invertibrate species can be identified by its yellow ventral and white dorsal coloration. Despite its similarity to annelids, or worms, it has a single-ended digestive system. Its mouth must double as an anus because it lacks an intestine; that is, it is gutless. It was rarely found in ancient societies, where it would have been exterminated quickly and thus prevented from passing either its genes or its values to future generations.

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