A Song for Election Day

To the tune of “When Johnny Comes Marching Home”

When we send Barry home again, hurrah, hurrah
We’ll give him a hearty send-off then, hurrah, hurrah
The men will cheer, the boys will shout
The electorate will all turn out
And we’ll feel just great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When Barry goes crawling home again, hurrah, hurrah
George Soros will be despondent then, hurrah, hurrah
MoveOn.org will jeer and Pelosi will pout
But we will cheer as we throw him out
And we’ll all feel great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When we send Barry home again, hurrah, hurrah,
Wright will damn our country then, hurrah, hurrah
Jesse Jackson will “Racism!” cry
But we will laugh as we march on by
And we’ll all feel great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When we send Barry home again, hurrah, hurrah
Osama will be in bad shape then, hurrah, hurrah
Ahmadinejad will curse his luck
Joe Biden he will pass the buck
And we’ll feel just great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When we cross Barry from our list, hurrah, hurrah
Vladimir Putin will pound his fist, hurrah, hurrah
Hugo Chavez will shake his head
Kim Jong Il will wish he was dead
And we’ll all feel great when
Barry goes crawling home.

When we send Barry home again, hurrah, hurrah
The country will be better then, hurrah, hurrah
The Left will jeer and Commies will frown
Sharpton’s men may burn your store down*
But we’ll feel just great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When Barry goes crawling home again, hurrah, hurrah
Hillary will get some payback then, hurrah, hurrah
Her supporters will cheer and the PUMAs will roar
Blue collar Dems will kick Barry some more
And we’ll all feel great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

When we send Barry home again, hurrah, hurrah
McCain will be President then, hurrah, hurrah
We will shout it long and we’ll shout it loud
America will always stand proud
And we’ll all feel great when
We’ve sent Barry home.

* See “Freddy’s Fashion Mart”

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